Should I Attend My Father-in-laws Funeral, Or Go Boating?

Sadly, my wife’s father has died at a rather inconvenient time. I say this because in early July, some chums from the Raffles club and I like to on a boating expedition for a couple of weeks. We have a rip-roariously good time with gin, pork and ludicrous wagers.
Now this damned funeral. Would it be frowned upon if I didn’t attend? I want to go and have a merriment on a boat, and not sit there pretending to be mournful, for pity’s sake. How can I get out of it and spend my time without guilt, lolling around a boat, drinking gin and generally having a damn good wheeze?

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31 Responses to “Should I Attend My Father-in-laws Funeral, Or Go Boating?”

  1. Ted M P Says:

    A funeral is a couple of hours. You say your fishing trip is 2 weeks. Why on earth can’t you do both? Missing a few hours of your fishing trip won’t be the end of the earth. Even if the funeral is in another town, you apparently have a little money or you wouldn’t be able to afford a 2 week fishing trip. Therefore, fly to wherever the funeral is; go to the funeral; then go back to your fishing trip. I just can’t see how a funeral could completely eliminate you from the fishing trip, the gin drinking, and the damned good wheeze.

  2. Sir B Bobblebottom-Lobe IV Says:

    I would go boating. Summer only comes once a year, and he will never know you were not around. Send the wife a nice card and flower arrangement.
    Deep down, I’m sure he would have wanted it this way.

  3. Barney Says:

    Go boating it is obvious in your question you have no sympathy toward your wife or her family nor do you have honour, so she is best with out a selfish, mind wandering clod there to offer her phony support. A real man would go to the funeral and catch up with his chums later. I hope she sees you for who you truly are and finds someone who cares for her and is there for support through thick and thin.

  4. phantoms Says:

    Judging from the question I suspect your in laws are well attune to your character and would be disappointed if you showed for the funeral. I would not let them down in their time of grief. Take your holiday and spare the family the embarrassment of your presence.

  5. Edy Says:

    I would highly suggest you talk to your wife about it. She would probably appreciate it if you go. Would you be able to join in later after the funeral or cut the trip early? Or is the funeral right in the middle of the two weeks? You should really consider your wife’s feelings on this.

  6. Jennifer Says:

    What are the chances of arranging a funeral at sea?? They are common practise for mariners in any case. Is there any history of maritime activity in the deceased?
    There is always the bonus possibility (if you can arrange this) of accidentally nudging the wife overboard too *nudge, wink.

  7. ★★★★ Scoundy Agent 007⅝ ★★★★ Says:

    if your father in law was the type of guy who liked to go boating and get drunk then by all means skip the funeral , . He’ll more then understand , and don’t forget to drink a few for him , he’d of liked that .
    and

  8. crazy_ol Says:

    that depends… if have a wheeze good time worth going without sex for months??
    Remember if your wife leave you because of you not going to the funeral she gets half of everything including your boat and your money…..
    So you won’t be going for a few years…..

  9. wondermo Says:

    oh my..honestly…couldn’t u just be there for your wife’s sake and comfort her losing her own father? you need to be there, not to pretend mourning but being on ur wife’s side and be her partner when she needs you.
    Boating…there is always another time…another year….don’t be selfish

  10. Ola's Mama Says:

    I would say family come first. She’s part of your family. You can always go on another boating expedition. Sorry about your loss.

  11. James Says:

    Boating. Your Father-in-law can’t beat getting steamin’ at sea with your chums, enjoy yourself at every oppourtunity, I don’t think as many people would notice than you’d think.

  12. Shaunoh Says:

    If you go to the funeral it’ll show your family and your wife how much you care about them~ =D..I can see the bad outcome if you go boating…

  13. Kitty B Says:

    Death is for the dead. Life is for living. Though people may get annoyed at you.

  14. PJ Says:

    Go boating. Absolutely.

  15. Magic 8 Ball Bottom Contributor Says:

    You posted earlier about leaving your wife- are you serious now? Get a life and if you can;t support her then divorce her Rude ****

  16. MomofThr Says:

    it depends on if you and your father in law were on good terms
    if not then you have a perfectly good reason not to attend although i think it would be respectful if you went

  17. Westin T Says:

    Would your boating friends be willing to wait until the funeral is over?

  18. Richard Simmons in a Speedo Says:

    You sound unbelievably selfish. If you do go boating I hope your Father-In-Law comes back to haunt and taunt you.

  19. Ambi G Says:

    attend it because if you don’t they will think you don’t care plus they will be really grateful if you go.

  20. Kirsten Says:

    If your wife was close to her father, you better be there with her, or life as you know it will end!

  21. June M Says:

    Bring the ole chap along and have the burial at sea. It will be a h*ll of a party. Hip Hip Harraw!

  22. Snarky Says:

    boating! boating! boating!

  23. Kevin M Says:

    Go to the funeral. Show your wife you care. There’s always next year.

  24. Megarin Says:

    Go to the funeral – postpone the trip

  25. tink Says:

    Go boating.

  26. Fiʂkün Says:

    Don’t you think it would mean alot to ur wife if you went to the funeral?

  27. Emmie Says:

    delay the boat ride, its the only way

  28. Harry O Says:

    Who do you care about more: you or your wife?

  29. Pixi Says:

    Attend! it will show that you really do care about her family, and she will be grateful you came

  30. Jaz Says:

    go boating and tell your wife you will be there in spirit

  31. yeee haa Says:

    duty before pleasure,an all that,old man,pip,pip

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