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Sadly, my wife's father has died at a rather inconvenient time. I say this because in late November, some chums from the Raffles Club and I like to go on a boating expedition for a couple of weeks. We have a rip-roariously good time with gin, pork and ludicrous wagers.
Now this damned funeral. Would I be wrong in not attending? I want to go and have merriment on a boat, not sit there pretending to be mournful, for pity's sake. How can I get out of it?

Sadly, my wife's father has died at a rather inconvenient time. I say this because in early July, some chums from the Raffles club and I like to on a boating expedition for a couple of weeks. We have a rip-roariously good time with gin, pork and ludicrous wagers.
Now this damned funeral. Would it be frowned upon if I didn't attend? I want to go and have a merriment on a boat, and not sit there pretending to be mournful, for pity's sake. How can I get out of it and spend my time without guilt, lolling around a boat, drinking gin and generally having a damn good wheeze?

During my last relationship, me and my ex entered this raffle to win a romance river boat dinner. The raffle tickets were $10 each and he brought three tickets. I only brought one because I never have luck at winning those type of things and because he really wanted to go. Well, we ended up breaking up and a week after, I was announced the winner and was presented with the gift card for $150 for a romance dinner for two. December will make a year since I've had this darn thing and I had hoped by now to have met someone to go on it with. This morning I decided that I would give it to one of my friends, but when I called the place they inform me that the gift card was good for three years. Should I keep it or just give it away? Ever time I look it, it remains me that I'm single, lonely and of my ex. HELP!!!

Fiance' owns his own DJ company and we do parties together. (He used to work in a bar- I never went there.) In the past, he has said things to a big busted woman coming up to the DJ booth- hey beautiful what can I play for YOU? Which I thought was inappropriate- plus I was standing right next to him- and he had no idea why I was less than happy. He mostly acts flirty- and swears it is for "the job."
He is very jealous of me- and asks what guys want- if he sees- that come up to the booth. He also has had issues- 2 yrs ago- with infidelity.
Well- I am 3 mos pregnant- and we did a party the other night. He is typically touchy feely with the women and belly up at the bar- while I am at the DJ booth all night. He is chatting it up with people- and talking it up on the microphone. (Most of the time I don't even know where he is- this is typical.) At one point- he says on the mic- "I have my eyes on you ladies." Then after this young woman won the 50/50 raffle he says "oh- you're coming home with the DJ tonight."
He was telling em today how awesome the party went. And I mentioned it to him that I really feel he acts like a single person and I would never treat him like that. He denied it- I don't even think he remembers- because he drank so much and I drove the truck home. His teenage son was also there. Anyhow- I told him I did not make it up- and was hoping he would apologize. NOT.
Would this tick you off or am I hormonal? Thanks.

Sadly, my wife's father has died at a rather inconvenient time. I say this because in early May, some chums from teh Raffles Club and I like to go on a boating expedition for a couple of weeks. We have a rip-roariously good time with gin, pork and ludicrous wagers.
Now this damned funeral. Would I be wrong in not attending? I want to go and have merriment on a boat, not sit there pretending to be mournful, for pity's sake. How can I get out of it?