Life Is A Lottery ??
Every year at the state fair, a guy entered the lottery for the
brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend he wasn’t
going to bother to enter.
“What kind of attitude is that?” his friend asked. He leaned
closer and whispered, “What you need, pal, is faith. Look around
and see if the good Lord sends you a message.”
Strolling around the fair, the guy grew more and more despondent
as the drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration,
no sign from God.
Finally, as he was passing old Mrs. Smith’s pie stand, he glanced
over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn’t wearing any
panties, and suddenly her @ss began to glow. All of a sudden, a
finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing
it, used her @ss as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on
each cheek.
Thanking God, he rushed to the raffle
77.
A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, he
lost.
December 12th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Much funnier than the WoW tattoo joke!
LOL
December 12th, 2009 at 2:56 am
hahahahaha….
December 12th, 2009 at 3:46 am
laugh? i nearly did
December 12th, 2009 at 3:53 am
lol
December 12th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Haha.
December 12th, 2009 at 4:13 am
lmao
thats funny
December 12th, 2009 at 4:14 am
lol!!!!
December 12th, 2009 at 4:39 am
Silly but cute. 8/10.
December 12th, 2009 at 4:40 am
Good one.!!!
December 12th, 2009 at 5:14 am
oh wow how funny!!!
December 12th, 2009 at 5:22 am
good 1 lol 10/10
December 12th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Ha Ha like it
December 12th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Oh, THAT was funny!!!
December 12th, 2009 at 7:22 am
lol
December 12th, 2009 at 7:51 am
LOL that was hillarious!
100000000000000000/10
lol ♥ russel sprout
December 12th, 2009 at 8:13 am
(: Xx … funny …xX
December 12th, 2009 at 8:59 am
At least you tried with this joke……………